Everything I Ever Wanted to Know I Learnt From

Garak

Everything is negotiable.

It's a full life, if a trifle banal.

I've been nibbling on chocolates all morning.

When someone tries to kill you, it's no laughing matter.

A guilty conscience is a small price to pay.

You are an infuriating pest.

You couldn't begin to fathom what I'm capable of.

I'm not in the mood for noisy, crowded and vulgar.

Spare me your insipid psychobabble.

It's best not to dwell on minutiae.

I'm afraid I won't be able to have lunch with you today.

Sentiment is the greatest weakness.

It's nice to feel needed.

No-one ever believes me, even when I'm telling the truth.

Patience has its rewards.

Suicide missions are well outside my field of expertise.

I'd like to get my hands on that fellow Earl Grey and tell him a thing or two about tea leaves.

You should never tell the same lie twice.

I'm a little tired of humouring you.

I can do those things you're not capable of.

All this whining is giving me a headache.

Enemies make dangerous friends.

I can be a most pleasant travelling companion.

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.

Give me back my bottle!

I'm suffering enough without having to listen to your sympathy.

Lying is a skill like any other, and if you want to maintain a level of excellence you have to practice constantly.

I can't believe I actually enjoyed eating mediocre food and staring into your smug, sanctimonious face.

Treason, like beauty, is in the eye of the beholder.

Enhance my evening.